No matter how early I arrive at the airport, the moment I find myself waiting in line at TSA, I begin to develop an anxiety which is inflamed by the queue of people waiting for security clearance, with 2-5 TSA Agents standing around chatting, while a single line is servicing the queue. On the outside … [Read more…]

When I say YOU I mean I, You know?

When I say I, I mean I. When You say You but Mean I, I think You’re referring to me. You know? Following a statement up with: You Know? prevents the recipient from reflecting on what was said. Don’t be lazy. Communicate what YOU want to communicate and wait for your recipient’s response. Gross generalizations … [Read more…]

Dating is all about Low Weight and High Reps

Low Weight: 2 people “getting to know each other” and doing so alone in a dark room complicate things unnecessarily. Have fun, be yourself, talk with and and get to know each other. High Reps: Meet lots of people and don’t let things get heavy. Stop ONLY when you find someone who “does it” for … [Read more…]


Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.

2009 ipod nano engraving contest

The winner of the contest will receive a free 16GB ipod nano with their engraving in the color of their choice!!! Contest Rules: Anyone with a computer and a shipping address is eligible to submit an engraving (46 characters). To compete, follow these simple steps:. Go to and select your favorite ipod color. Type … [Read more…]

Performance Anxiety

who am I worries torturing my guts; twisting my nuts I can’t go on like this! found my happy place where they love me respectfully in their underwear Gasp Gasp Gasp Not working, shit some urine leaked out Now I’m sweaty and wet forget me and what i’ve got to say I’m making a b … [Read more…]