I read an interesting article today… How to Safely Swim with Piranhas
Simply put, here’s what not to do:
- Go to South America during the dry season
- Visit a slow moving stream during the day
- Cut yourself, or find a bloody carcass to tie around your waist
- Jump out of your boat into the water and make a big fuss
Remember!
Piranhas are dangerous creatures and should be expected to devour your flesh.
Be afraid, be very afraid.