How to Safely Swim with Piranhas

I read an interesting article today… How to Safely Swim with Piranhas

Simply put, here’s what not to do:

  1. Go to South America during the dry season
  2. Visit a slow moving stream during the day
  3. Cut yourself, or find a bloody carcass to tie around your waist
  4. Jump out of your boat into the water and make a big fuss

Remember!

Piranhas are dangerous creatures and should be expected to devour your flesh.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

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