When I say YOU I mean I, You know?

When I say I, I mean I.

When You say You but Mean I, I think You’re referring to me. You know?

Following a statement up with: You Know? prevents the recipient from reflecting on what was said. Don’t be lazy. Communicate what YOU want to communicate and wait for your recipient’s response.

Gross generalizations are gross. Don’t do that. ever.

Dating is all about Low Weight and High Reps

Low Weight: 2 people “getting to know each other” and doing so alone in a dark room complicate things unnecessarily. Have fun, be yourself, talk with and and get to know each other.

High Reps: Meet lots of people and don’t let things get heavy. Stop ONLY when you find someone who “does it” for you.

That’s it.. now get to it!

2009 ipod nano engraving contest

The winner of the contest will receive a free 16GB ipod nano with their engraving in the color of their choice!!!

Contest Rules: Anyone with a computer and a shipping address is eligible to submit an engraving (46 characters).

To compete, follow these simple steps:.

  1. Go to Apple.com and select your favorite ipod color.
  2. Type your best engraving in the boxes next to the picture of the ipod (Let the wit flow).
  3. Take a screenshot and publish it online.
  4. Reply to this post with a link to your image!
  5. The winner will be selected on 9/30!

I’ll get us started:

If found, return to Your Mom. Shell see that I get it back.
If found, return to Your Mom. She'll see that I get it back.

FAQ’s

Did you win an Ipod?
No, I am buying an IPOD for the winner…

What do I win?
If your submission is the winner, you win a 16GB ipod nano with your engraving in the color you chose when you selected a color in step 1.

Who’s judging the submissions?
Yours truly…

Why are you judging the submissions?
Because I’m the one buying the ipod for the winner! 🙂

Why are you doing this?  
I like a little friendly competition and I want to see what will happen!

Can I submit more than one entry?
Yes you can! the more the merrier!